Ian Simmons vs. Processed Pork Products

Ian Simmons of the Centre for Life demonstrates his cucumber-housed Pepperami/oxygen cutting lance, which sliced through aluminium in precisely the way processed pork products normally don’t.

Ian’s drastically over-length, casually dangerous, utterly ridiculous performance won the coveted ‘Best Demo’ award. This is a still from the video, which I’ll get around to cutting any decade now.